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SCTV Vol 1

Episode A

• Library Police
• Exorcising with Linda Blair
• SCTV AM News Today (Earl and Little Earl)
• Leave it to Beaver 25th Anniversary Party
• Kids Can Play on the Wagon
• Blind Fists of the Furious Dragon
• Dr Tounge & His Animal Friends

Episode B

• Sunrise Semester: Bookkeeping
• Unnecessary Surgeon
• Ted Gordon Malpractice Lawyer
• Johnny La Rue Show – Exercise
• SCTV AM News Today
• Backstage with Johnny La Rue
• Masterpiece Theater with Alistair Cooke: The Girls of Vienna

Episode C

• Swami Bananadanna
• SCTV AM News Today
• Captain Combat
• Cooking With LaRue
• Gus Gusstofferson: Security Guard
• SCTV Movie of the Week: Wara, Wara, Wara

Episode D

• Morning Facial With Princess Carlotta
• Harry Filth
• The Man Who Would Be King of Popes
• The Uncle Earl Show
• Enough About Me: Discussion

Episode E

• SCTV AM News Today
• SCTV Before School Special: Beauty and the Beets
• Firing Squad With William F Buckley
• Alice The Wonder Dog
• Changing Partners
• 15 Minutes (SCTV News Magazine)

Bonus:

• High Q
• Johnny LaRue the Landlord

SCTV Vol 2

Episode A

• Bob’s Big Guy
• Earl: One on the Town
• Tracking the Unknown With Edith Prickley
• Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Dr Tounge 3d House of Pancakes
• The Irv Goldfarb Show

Episode B

• George Carlin’s Reel Love
• Sammy Maudlin Show: Mother Theresa, Lola Heatherton, Bobby Bittman’s congressional testimony
• Don Rickles’s Love Is The Greatest Gift God Gave Us, And I Mean That Sincerely
• Pepi Longsocks

Episode C

• Penolta MX – Paparazzi
• Sid Dithers Speaks for the Janitors Union
• Studio 54: Edith Prickley, Andy Warhol
• Guy Caballero Announcement: Canadian Broadcasting
• Hinterland Who’s Who
• Monday Night Curling
• Headline Challenge
• Edith Prickley & Sid Dithers

Episode D

• Sammy Maudlin’s 23rd Anniversary
• Father Raoul Wilson

Episode E

• Monster Chiller Horror Theater:
• Philosophers At Work: Flintstones
• Mel’s Rock Pile
• Curley Howard Sings The Classic Film Scores

SCTV Vol 3

Episode A

• Sunrise Semester: Gypsy Mythology
• The Leutonian Hour
• Plainclothes Mountie
• Out Patient
• Golden Hits of the 11th Century
• Theatre North America

Episode B

• Sunrise Semester: Conversational Greek
• Sammy Maudlin Show: Lorna Minelli, Bobby Bittman, Lola Heatherton
• Backstage With Lorna Minelli
• Masterpiece Theater: Harold Pynthers Crossword
• The $ 211,000 Triangle with Bobby Bittman

Episode C

• Edith Prickley Live at The Mellonville Baths
• Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Dr Tounge House of in Smellorama
• Stars in One With Brock Linkham

Episode D

• People’s Court
• Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up: Dustin Hoffman
• Days of the Week

Episode E

• Sammy Maudlin: Bobby Bittman discusses his Chariots of Eggs
• Chariots of Eggs
• Sunrise Semester: Conversational New Yorkese

SCTV Vol 4

Episode A

• Robin Williams for Taing
• Midnight Star
• Jane Eyrehead
• Grizzly Abrams

Episode B

• Dr Shekter
• Miss Falbo’s Tiny Town
• TV Talk With Bill Needle
• Monster Chiller Horror Theater: 3D House of Beef
• Cronkite/Brinkley Space Shuttle Launch

Episode C

• Indira!
• Ny Bloody Hand
• Money Talks
• Midnight Video Special With Gerry Todd, Tim Ishimumi

Episode D

• The True Story of Billy The Kid, with Ed Grimley
• Schmenge Brothers Salute John Williams
• Kid Sisters Program
• Days of the Week

Episode E

• Masterpiece Theater: Gertrude Stein/Alic B Toklas
• Days of the Week (continues from prior episode)
• Words To Live By: Mr Mombo

SCTV Vol 5

Episode A

• Give E’m Hell, Larry (Fine)
• SCTV Movie: Vic Arpeggio, Private Investigator

Episode B

• Convert A Toupe
• Turk Gruman, Police Dispatcher
• SCTV Movie of the Week: I Was A Teenage Communist

Episode C

• Western Redundancy Playhouse Theater: 1 Act Dramas
• Quincy Cartoon Coroner Teaser
• Stars in One: Oh That Rusty!

Episode D

• Angel Cortez: FBI Jockey
• Edith Prickley “I Want To Do My Own Commerical”
• SCTV Movie of the Week: The Nutty Lab Assistant

Episode E

• Sammy Maudlin Show: Edith Prickley Introduces ‘On The Waterfront, Again.’
• Film: On The Waterfront, Again (Bobby Bittman, Lola Heatherton, Lin Ye Tang)

SCTV Vol 6

Episode A

• The 4^th Degree with Jerry Brown
• Mr Science with Johnny LaRue
• SCTV News
• Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Whispers of the Wolf

Episode B

• Film: Lust for Paint
• Teaser: The Babe Ruth Story
• 50 Practical Jokes You Can Do For Free
• Celebrity Tattletales

Episode C

• SCTV Editorial by Moe Green
• Commercial: Lola Heatherton in Concert
• The Love Craft
• SCTV News
• Incredible Bulk

Episode D

• Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Dr Tongue’s House of Cats in 3D
• SCTV Sports: Bob Hope’s Desert Classic

Episode E

• Master Sergeant Chef
• Donna with guest Barbra Streisberg
• SCTV News
• Petty Claims Court
• SCTV Movie of the Week: Nice Kids From Hell

SCTV Vol 7

Episode A

• You With Libby Wolfson
• Mr Know It All: The Life of Nostradamus
• Great White North
• Days of the Week

Episode B

• Nightline Melonville
• Rome Italian Style

Episode C

• Emergency Caterers
• The Sammy Maudlin Show, with Bobby & Skip Bittman
• Double Love with Sid Dithers & Karen Black
• Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Bloodsucking Monkeys From W. Midland Pennsylvania

Episode D

• Bobby Bittman Speaks for Libraries
• Whatever Happened To Baby Ed?
• 3D Firing Line With Count Floyd: Midnight Cowboy 2

Episode E

• Nightline Melonville
• Game Show: Revenge
• The Invisible Man starring Jerry Brown & Linda Rondstat
• Days of the Week

SCTV Vol 8

Episode A

• Nuclear Sized Baggies
• Welcome Back President Kotter
• The Glass Menagerie
• Alistair Cook’s Armenia
• SCTV Mystery Movie of the Week
• Connie Franklin’s 20 Depressing Hits

Episode B

• Ben Hur Part 1 of 2
• Masquerade Funeral
• Ben Hur Part 2 of 2

Episode C

• Those Funny Guys
• The Hefti Neil Story Part 1 of 2
• 50 Psalms by 50 Stars
• The Hefti Neil Story Part 2 of 2

Episode D

• SCTV AM News Today
• Heavenly Bodies with Sr. Mary Innocent
• Mr Science with Johnny LaRue
• Masterpiece Theater with Alistair Cook – Under Parsley, The Great Fatsby, Swan Lake
• Hooker Handbook
• The Memoirs of Anton Chekhov

Episode E

• Extreme Close-Up
• Dining With LaRue – Italian Food
• 50 Practical Jokes You Can Do For Free
• The Wacky World of Poverty
• Eye on Science with Lin Ye Tang
• A Fistful of Ugly
• Shock Theater: Early to Bed

SCTV Vol 9

Episode A

• English for Beginners
• Gene Shalit’s Critics Special
• The Tim Ishumuni Show
• Jake LaMotta’s Raging Bull-B-Q
• The Fishin’ Musician: The Tubes

Episode B

• Sid Dithers for the Janitors Union
• Canadian Broadcasting Corporation Feed
• The Rowdyman
• Magnum PEI
• It’s a Canadian Fact
• Garth & Gord & Fiona & Alice
• Press Conference: Strike Over

Episode C

• Merv Griffin: Special Edition
• Great White North
• Jackie Rogers Sr. Swinging with Old Mother Nature
• Human Sexual Response With Dr Kinsey

Episode D

• Ricardo Montalban’s School of Fine Acting
• Great White North
• SCTV Movie of the Week: Gangway for Miracles
• Doorway To Hell: Man Who Lived In the Box (Lin Ye Tang_
• Fireside Chat with Mayor Tommy Shanks
• Walter Cronkites’s Brain with David Brinkley

Episode E

• The Brooke Shields Show: Tip O’Neil. Kirk Douglas
• Johnny LaRue at SCTV re: Lunchtime Street Beat  – Caballero, Bittman, Larry Siegel.
• Lunchtime Street Beat

SCTV Vol 10

Episode A

• Sunrise Semester: Self Defense for Women
• SCTV AM News Today
• Philosophy Street
• S&M Airlines
• Total Woman with Cassie Mackerel
• SCTV Movie of the Week: Fistful of Ugly

Episode B

• SCTV News
• Sunrise Semester: Political Sciences 101
• Robco Up Your Nose Pollution Filter
• Action Line
• Dining With LaRue: Chinese Food with Lin Ye Tang
• Perspective 77: Northern Ireland
• SCTV Foreign Film of the Week: Therese et Joe

Episode C

• It’s An Unusual World, Isn’t It?
• Witness To Yesterday: Joan of Arc
• SCTC AM News Today
• Match Unto My Feet: Passover with Sid Dithers
• Words To Live By

Episode D

• SCTV Solid Gold Telethon: Maudlin, Bittman, LaRue, Lola Heatherton, Captain Combat, Steve & Eydie, Lorna Minelli

Episode E

• Edith Prickley for Palmoval
• Restless Doctors
• Master Ralph Roister Doister
• SCTV News
• LaRue By Night: Writers Strike

SCTV Vol 11

Episode A

• Great White North
• Monster Chiller Horror Theater: Dr Tongue’s 3D House of Stewardesses
• Tom Monroe: Turning Japanese
• The Gerry Todd Show
• Tom Monroe: A Do Do Do

Episode B

• Pet Peeves of the Stars: Bob Hope
• Miss Falbo’s Tiny Town
• Pet Peeves of the Stars: Elizabeth Taylor
• Pet Peeves of the Stars: Luciano Pavarotti
• Days of the Week
• Pet Peeves of the Stars: Morgan Fairchild

Episode C

• Guy Caballero’s The Godfather Part 1 of 2

Episode D

• Guy Caballero’s The Godfather Part 2 of 2
• Night School Hi Q

Episode E

• 5 Neat Guys
• Earl: One on the Town
• Yuri: Getting To Know You
• You! With Libby Wolfson
• Slappy 2000
• G Gordon Liddy: Will – The Movie

SCTV Vol 12

• Segment: The Happy Wanderers

Episode A

• The Towering Inferno Part 2 of 2
• Bill Needle’s Shoot for the Stars: Rupert Holmes, Chuck Mangione

Episode B

• Stairways To Heaven
• National Midnight Star
• Rock Concert

Episode C

• Edith Prickley on Whipping Up Dinner
• Tex & Edna Boil Organ Emporium
• Farm Film Report: Brooke Shields
• Different Folks
• The Sammy Maudlin Show: Natalie Cole, Deforest Kelley
• Zontar the Magnificent Invades
• Farm Film Celebrity Blow Up: Neil Sedaka

Episode D

• Edith Prickley: Johnny LaRue Production
• Polynesiantown Part 1 of 2
• Ted Gordon: Overbooked Attorney
• Polynesiantown Part 2 of 2

Episode E

• Awards Show: Hill St Blues Dramatic Series
• Farm Film Report: Danny Terrio
• SCTV Sports: Fred Rogers vs Julia Child
• The Merv Griffith Show
• Grizzly Abrams
• Mel’s Rock Pile

SCTV Vol 13

Episode A

• Annie Original Cast Reunion Tour
• Great White North
• Johnny LaRue Isolation Booth
• Tex & Edna Boil’s Prairie Warehouse &Curio Emporium
• SCTV Movie of the Week: Maudlin’s 11 Part 1 of 2

Episode B

• Sea Talk with Barbra Streisand
• The Adventures of Shake & Bake
• SCTV Movie of the Week: Maudlin’s 11 Part 2 of 2

Episode C

• Sid Dithers Private Eye
• UFO Sharkey
• Bad Acting In Hollywood: Johnny Dark Always Rings Twice
• Enough About Me

Episode D

• Winning Chess with Boris Morris
• SCTV AM News
• Heraldo Rivera at Johnny LaRue’s Penthouse Party

Episode E

• Sunrise Semester: Edith Prickley’s Elevator Conversational Tips
• SciFi Theatre with Bradley Omar: Galaxy 66
• Swish Buckler

SCTV Vol 14

Episode A

• Falcons & Oysters
• The Millionaire
• Johnny LaRue for Grease Cleaner
• How the Middle East Was Won
• Farm Film Report
• Speaking of Talk

Episode B

• The Mirth Makers – Bobby Bittman, with Orsen Welles
• SCTV News
• Chinese Fairy Tales with Lin Ye Tang
• Triple Feature Movie: Drums of the Congo Swamp Rats, Desert Rat Drums, Drum Rats in Outer Space

Episode C

• High Q
• Landlord Johnny LaRue
• Marriage Counselor
• Me and You, and Yoga and Me
• Jacques Cousteau’s Undersea World

Episode D

• Sore Losers
• SCTV News
• Guy Caballero introduces Edith Prickley as new Station Manager
• Jaws 23 Part 1 of 2
• Shoot at the Stars
• Words to Live by with Edith Prickley

Episode E

• SCTV’s 30^th Anniversary Show – LaRue, Heatherton, Floyd, Earl, Dr. Kinsley, Lin Ye Tang
  • HUAC Testimony
  • Harlett Romances
  • What’s My Shoe Size
  • SCTV Banned Westerns: Yellowbelly, The Old Texas Rangers, Liverboat

SCTV Vol 15

• Lola Heatherton and Mother Theresa
• Mayor Tommy reads crime blotter
• Sea Talk w Lloyd Bridges
• “Jazz Singer” w Yizell Dithers
• Perry Coma comml
• Young Weasels
• Mayor Tommy fireside chat
• Nightline Melonville-Mayor Tommy’s grandson not missing
• Skip Bittman-What Happened
• Several National Midnight Stars
• Soapie Maxwell
• Benny Hill
• Jerry Todd-Tom Monroe Video
• Bing Crosby CSNY
• Count Floyd-3D Stake From The Heart
• Bill Needle w Rupert Holmes/Chuck Mangione
• Troy Soren
• Tex and Edna
• Great White North
• 60/20-Earl Camembert gets grilled
• Lone Ranger Late Night Show

SCTV Vol. 16

• Play it Again Bob (Hope)
• Towering Inferno
• Happy Wanderers
• Carls cuts-Deliverance
• Bobby Bittman in Texas
• Tip o’ Neills 3D House of Representatives
• Brock Linahan’s life story
• Snake Channel
• Bobby Bittman and Ben Vereen
• Bobby’s retirement
• 3D Firing line-Midnight Cowboy Remake w Dr Tongue and Woody
• Jerry Todd at staff Xmas party w Johnny Larue’s Street Beat

SCTV Vol. 17

• “Boil World” w Deliverance Kid
• Merv-”Special Edition”
• Death of Jackie Rogers Sr
• Human sexual response
• Irving Cohen for Dust Free
• Scarey Previews w Count Floyd
• Ricardo Montalban Acting School
• Helen Keller spoof
• Brock w Senor Wences
• Ed Grimley’s Fairie Tales
• 3D House of Stewardesses
• 3D House of Beef
• Mrs Falbo’s Tiny Town in prison
• Half Wits
• Night School Hi Q

SCTV Vol. 18

• Just For Fun
• Farm Blowup w Bernadette Peters
• Krishna sings Manilow
• Maudlin w Howie Mandel/Orson Welles/Jennifer Beals/Henry Kissinger
• Libby Wolfson’s play-Bill Needle’s review
• Angus Crock cooking show
• Quincy-Cartoon Coroner
• 5 Neat Guys
• Bill Needle w drunk Lola-Guy cancels her show-Earl reports on her death
• Melvin and Howard
• Lola’s Special
• Nightline Melonville-Everything goes wrong for Earl
• “Rome-Italian style”

SCTV Vol 19

• Jackie Rogers Story
• Great white North Palace
• Maudlin’s 11
• Tex and Edna (4)
• “Oh That Rusty”
• Mauldin-Bobby Bittman’s “On The Waterfront Remake”
• Farm Film-Streep
• Wet Nurse
• Merv in the 60’s

SCTV Vol 20

• Days of the Week (4 episodes)
• Mels Rockpile
• Midnight Star
• Bill Needle
• William B Show
• People’s Golden Globe Choice Awards
• William B returns
• Bobby Bittman intros Skip

SCTV Vol 21

• Schmenge’s HBO Special
• Night of PrimeTime Stars

SCTV Vol 22

• Oliver Grimley – Oliver is thrown out of the Parish orphanage and into the hands of the Artful Dodger, who takes him to Fagin.
• Myra: Story of a Small Town Gypsy – A documentary about a woman in a small southern town who claims to be Queen of the Gypsies.
• Harvey – A bold new experiment – the New York Actors’ Television Theatre production, directed by Martin Scorcese. Elwood is talking to Harvey when Carmine, his older brother catches him. Elwood tries to discuss Harvey with his mother, who doesn’t understand. Carmine has Elwood taken in to get a lobotomy. Harvey rescues him.
• Medical Minute: Exercise – Dr Thurman has advice about exercise. He still comes in well under a minute.
• Salt Buddy – Salt spray for shoes to shore up alibi to wife.
• Medical Minute: Stress
• Vic Arpeggio – Private Investigator
• Midnight Cowboy II – Dr. Tongue and Woody Tobias Jr star in a remake.  A panel led by Count Floyd discuss the film.
• Sammy Maudlin Show: Betty Thomas – William B is back! And doing what he does best, which is be a second banana. Their first guest is Betty Thomas, who’s brought a clip from her new movie.
• South Sea Sinner – Wayne and Coral run along the beach. Cognac is spying on them. Cognac plans to have Wayne murdered – he tells Andelea, the serving girl, to hide in Coral’s room and shoot Wayne when he enters.  Tossed cigarette burns Cognac’s head.

SCTV Vol 23

• The Last Pokla/Night of the Primetime Stars